SNOW BIRD PATRIOT

The Snow Bird Patriot was long rumored but never captured on film until this photo surfaced. Notice the look of shock in SBP's eyes as well as the distinguishing arm posture and pajama pants. Details are still sketchy, but historians have reported that Snow Bird Patriot sightings can be directly related to American Idol sucking once it gets serious yet your girlfriend still wants to watch it instead of the Sixers game.