SELF PORTRAIT

So I ask this guy on the street in Paris to draw a picture of me to take home to the States as a keepsake from my trip and this is what I get?? I mean the resemblance is uncanny, with the facial features and the cigarette. But he drew it on the friggin sidewalk! How the heck am I suppose to get that home? Then he claimed to not speak English. So I forced him to take this picture and only paid him half. What a sucker.