DANDO PENGUIN

This is Dando Penguin. He likes football. He also likes to drink. And he likes to drink while watching football. Case in point: Dando Penguin hit up the Steel City for a little Notre Dame/Pitt showdown, and while the action on the field was quite entertaining, the action in the front row behind the ND bench was even better.

Check out the attention this crane kick is garnering from the Irish faithful. Go ahead sir in the khaki hat, laugh away. But the joke's really on you, because not only did you witness a craner worthy of a Heisman nomination, but you also missed the opportunity to partake in something special yourself.

Postscript - I received a text message from this flightless bird the following morning, which said something along the lines of "Dando Penguin got lucky last night!" No word on whether he was alone at the time.

For more on Dando Penguin and his adventures, including Dando's Vegas Vacation, hit him up on Facebook. Fear the Penguin!