THE GREY LION

These two kindred spirits tied one on over the weekend and amidst the Christmas lights and stench of stale beer delivered a hug-worthy craning. This shot is especially heartwarming, as you can feel the bond between these fellas jumping right off the computer screen. It's almost as if the gentleman on the right sees a little bit of himself in the younger lad on the left.

Surely after a few cold ones, The Grey Lion turned to his counterpart and rambled off something along the lines of "You know, when I was your age, we used to crane kick uphill in three feet of snow. Naked. You kids have it so easy these days."

We feel your pain, sir. Surely back in the day it was tough for craners. But find happiness in the present, and continue lifting a leg wherever you please. And keep your beltless pants on.