MOM, PANCAKES!.......EFF!!!

This may just be the most satisfied craner yet. After a well balanced breakfast filled with grease, meat, and all the browns you can handle, this mighty craner was able to summon enough strength to post up before heading home. Go ahead and throw up son, you've earned it.

SOMEWHERE OVER THE CRANEBOW

Straight from the land of Oz comes one of natures most majestic mysteries, the rainbow. How they happen we may never know. One thing we do know for sure, there's a pot of gold where this rainbow ends and it's called the NFC Championship. Dorothy don't got nuttin' on this craner.

LADY GAGA

This is the first time in CKC history that a user submittal has caused such a ruckus. I really don't even know what to say. Lady Gaga, you have blown our minds over here at the Crane Kick Chronicles. I'm seeing a lot of danger in this craning...are those bikini tops on your oven? Thought so. Hope the pilot isn't on. Otherwise...boom goes the dynamite.

I like the socks, though. They go well with your Po-Po-Po-Po-Poker Face. Thanks for yet another first in crane kick history. Can't wait to see what's next.

PS - Who did your tile?

THE DOUBLE DUTCH BUS

First things first, if you don't know what the Double Dutch Bus is, allow us to drop some knowledge on you - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kYtliQs0tc - Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare.

Now, what you see here is Mr. Bruce Unit himself dropping what may be the chillest of crane kicks on this unassuming multi-passenger motor coach. Stop means Go when it comes to laying it down. And he ain't leaning folks, that's pure Philadelphia one-legged muscle allowing for the low rider crane style.

At this point, you're probably asking yourself ,"What's Bruce staring at?"

Bruce doesn't stare at things. Bruce looks through them. Izzo kizzay!

AYYY, MILLER LITE HEEEEERE!

This is a tribute to the real athletes at Phillies games. Up and down he goes, if your parched, he will find you. The best $7 you'll ever spend. Oh and as for those $4 waters, he's all out, so quit being a sissy and borrow $3 dollars from your buddy for the real thing. And that frosty brew he's holding, hands off, that one's comin my way. Here's to you, beer man.

ICUP

Home runs for the WFC -- 24
New 2 year contract -- $10 million
Getting craned whilst peeing in the lot -- Priceless

J-Dub, you ARE the man

MAHALO

All the way from the Big Island comes the crane kick that breaks the mold. Daniel-san himself never saw such great form, because if he did, you can make damn well sure he wouldn't have tried to copy it. It's like Mahalo is becoming one with the volcanic rock...the seas are still, the skies are at peace, the stance is flawless. Epic.

And to think not ten minutes later this dude was shotgunning beers screaming "Who do I have to sleep with to get a fucking cheesesteak on this island???"

It's all about the Yin and the Yang people. The Yin and the Yang.

CROSS CRANING

This jackass sends in his craner all the way from San Diego. And if it were up to him, that's all you'd know. Because Boy Blue decided to leave out the details. So, thanks to google searching, I figured out what this is...and it's actually a pretty significant craning. That structure in the background is Mt. Soledad, which is the centerpiece of the Korean War Memorial. Thanks to whiney people who have nothing better to do with their lives except bitch, it is quite the controversial structure (First Amendment, Church and State, blah blah blah). You can read more about that here if you wish - http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Soledad_cross_controversy.

In much more important news, Mt. Soledad is also the location of the last home of Dr. Seuss.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

Myrtle Beach is famous for a handful of things...golf, Hooters, golf and those places bachelor parties and bikers hang out in where the air is a sweet concoction of cigarettes, stale beer and the Macy's perfume counter during Christmas. Looks like you can add family craners at the Petting Zoo to that list. Nice to see dad taking full advantage of that tree stump and striking a quick pose. Dig the backdrop as well with the tall Redwoods. Not to be outdone, my main man with the crocs and the mohawk strikes his first craner, and for a rookie, he looks like an All-Pro. Excellent work from below the Mason/Dixon line.