UNSKINNY BOP

Does it get any better than Poison, Def Leppard and Cheap Trick all on one billing? This guy doesnt think so. Beer in hand, sunglasses still on at dusk and all the high hair he could handle, CKC is positive this guy rocked out all nite long. Doubtful he was just there because he's a huge fan of 'Rock of Love.' And see that gal in the background taking a picture? We are pretty sure its a craner of a cougar who helped destroy the ozone a little more that day with a half bottle of aerosol hairspray. Cheers buddy, dont forget about CKC at the next Foreigner reunion tour.

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Girls direct to us? Gasp. 24 hours a day? Double gasp.......We here at CKC need to catch our breathe. We must be in fantasy land, or Vegas. We dont consider ourselves perverts, not totally at least, but hot dang this guy has the job of all jobs. He truly is living the American dream. And for all you bonafide pervs out there, dont bother calling the number on his shirt unless you live in the Sin City area, the girls dont travel........or do they?

YOU'RE MONEY BABY

Well here's a first, and not just a CKC first. This is the first time the Las Vegas welcome sign has been craned, ever! This comes straight from the mouth of the guy who's job it is to take tourist's pictures in front of the sign. Now that's the steeze we're talking about. How do you get that job anyway? Old Blue Eyes would be mighty proud ladies and gent. And no doubt Dino is raising a glass to this craner. Rumor has it the guy with these two lovely ladies is a Las Vegas resident. Say whaaaaa? How do you do it son? CKC just lost all its money and came down with a case of VD just thinking about being a Vegas full timer. Nice work you three, and remember kids, always keep an eye on your drink and never, we mean never, split Jacks.

THE BACHELORETTE

These hotties went retro 80's style for a little bachelorette fun, which is rather fitting, since the crane kick hit the silver screen back in 1984. We never thought we'd be saying this, but nothing goes better with a penis sippy cup than an old fashioned leg lift. You gotta love the collaboration here, notice the proper outside leg-up style that is a must when trying to take on an interlocking craning. You are skilled ladies....very skilled indeed.

Hey, are those leg warmers? NICE.

PIZZA FACE

Here ye, here ye, for all you pizza lovers out there, if you havent tried Alex's Pizza in Manayunk, PA, you should hang your lazy head in shame. CKC has been told that the two large pies didn't stand a chance of making it past boathouse row. And this time no sauce on the car seats, nice work fellas, you're really growing up. For all you Italian speaking peeps out there, Thatsa tasty pizza pie! (Philadelphia translation--Thatsa tasty pizza pie!) So dust off those GPS machines you wanted for your birthday because you're "gonna start taking road trips" to explore the country but then "something came up", and program the below address and give your taste buds a tasty treat.

ALEX'S PIZZERIA
(215) 483-6126
400 Leverington Ave Philadelphia, PA 19128

HEY LADIES, GET FUNKY

This user submittal comes from 7 co-workers having a 'ladies nite' weekend party. CKC will let your imagination run with that one. Anywho, we imagine there was lots of red wine (drank and spilled, ok mostly spilled), buffalo chicken dip, and boy bashing. Go easy on us ladies, we're sensitive to your feelings, we swear. Two things to take notice of here, 1) is the girl on the right end practicing her moves for a Thriller remake? and 2) are we the only ones who notice the demon dog in the bottom right corner? Overall, great form ladies, keep up the good work.

BIG PIMPIN'

Ok all you mack daddy wannabes out there, get out your pen and paper and settle in for a little lesson from this pimp. Cause he's droppin' knowledge on you fools. And if CKC had to guess, its the ladies that are spendin' cheese on him. How's he do it you ask? If we knew we wouldn't be sitting here wishing we were him. C'mon little dude, share the wealth!


This just in, these two ladies were seen an hour later buried up to their necks in the sand while our main man was mackin' some cougars on the next towel over. Dang slick, thats smoove.

FOUR!!

This Mickelson wannabe didn't know what he was in for when he teamed up with the serial craner for a golf outing. And what a beautiful day it was...18 holes, 16 beers, 4.5 hot dogs, and one badass chip-in from the sand later. Phil, YOU GOT CRANED.

THE PATRIARCH STRIKES BACK

Back in February the world was introduced to The Patriarch, who kicked off what has since become the crane kick lore that you all know and have grown to love. Well, it appears The Patriarch recently took his skill set to the streets, and by the looks of things, he was welcomed with the proper respect a legend deserves. Notice The Patriarch's right hand in this shot...what's he signaling there? Peace in the streets? Telling the camera man he is being punked rabbit ears style? Paying homage to Richard Nixon? Displaying the proper curveball grip?

Who knows.....

Only one thing is for sure, we here at the Crane Kick Chronicles hold a special place for this future Hall of Crane member. Way to let the city know what you're all about.