JAMAICRANE

It's a pretty site, isn't it? All those different shades of blue with a smattering of green and crane kick by a bikini-clad sweetie smack dab in the middle. Those Corona commercials can go to hell. This is what vacation is all about.

That lady in the pool must have gotten a little too red from the Lambsbread, because there's no way she'd purposely turn her back on a vision like this. Pass the Dutchie, ma'am, there's a craner on the horizon.