LEX LUTHOR

Old man Ray arrived in the inbox with a short statement describing his love for the crane kick. He apparently also loves tapered jeans and Jerry Seinfeld's sense of style. Apparel and sweet-ass mustache aside, there are two reasons this Gene Hackman look-alike showed up on this night: to drink some beers and drop a Creature from the Black Lagoon craner in the middle of the bar.

Mission: Accomplished.

Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q. - Lex Luthor, Superman, 1978