CLOSING CEREMONIES

The 2010 Vancouver Olympics came to a close late Sunday evening, but not before Sidney Crosby went from future legend to current messiah with an overtime goal to win the gold for the host country. I swear that guy signed his soul over to the devil. Something will come out about this dude... no one can be this blessed. I bet he steals his neighbors' newspaper.

Speaking of winning the big one, you can add another to the USA medal count thanks to our pal Brad from The Heckler. Brad took gold in craning. I don't see any Canadians or Germans or Norwegians trying to even approach the podium with this kind of athleticism. Maybe if you guys concentrated less on sleds and brooms and more on self defense, you might be able to throw your hat in the ring.

Hey Crosby - Up yours. We've got Brad. You got craned. See you in Sochi.